TURNBULL
With great respect, Mr. President, this is a banana. You have to remove the outer —

TRUMP
I don’t understand what the hell this yellow part on the outside of this is. Is it an umbrella? A condom? Where is it from?

TURNBULL
Mr. President, you are correct that it is yellow. But it is actually part of the banana.

TRUMP
You’re worse than I am! You are removing it because you know that the fruit will explode if you do not. Is this a fruit? Are we real?

TURNBULL
It’s a banana.

TRUMP
But where is it from? Could it be a terrorist?
The call with Putin was much pleasanter. I felt relaxed and in control. I am so. done.

TURNBULL
Enjoy your lunch, Mr. President.