Each lawyer has a lawyer
And they’re all hunting witches
Megyn’s no Diane Sawyer
White House full of snitches

Each lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer
Reads their Lawfare daily
Lawyers’ lawyers’ lawyers’ brawlers
Get ready for the melee

When a lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer
Memoranding through the rye
Meets a lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer,
May a lawyer testify?

How many lawyers’ lawyers
Can file a meta-brief?
And how many judges’ judges
Confer injunctive relief?

Jews call on one true Judge.
(Be they a Mother or Father.)
But even heaven needs a hedge.
God should get God a lawyer.